We dress you up as Mary Tyler Moore and have you bottle feeding this plastic dying dolphin." Dilbert replies, "No, too sensitive. Can I love you for your money and your vanilla-scented body lotion? " Dogbert says, "Because it shows self-awareness." Dilbert says, "She might grow to love me." Dogbert says, "And... ." Woman: I want a guy who loves me for me, and not for the way I look... Dilbert: That doesn't leave me much to work with. Dilbert says, "I think my girlfriend is only dating me to get free tech support." Dogbert says, "I'm very surprised you think that." Dilbert says, "Because it's unlikely? Our most popluar theme is where we dress you in a loin cloth and you rip the arms off an Arnold Schwarzenegger dummy while bombs explode nearby! That's a bold look." Dilbert says, "Actually, my job is cleaning crime scenes. I just hacked your phone, your credit card, and your fitness band. I know everything about you, including your current physiological state. Then we film our clients so prospective dates can screen each other for compatibility." The man continues, "For an extra fee we supply special effects to make you appear more manly. back to normal." Woman says, "I love your tie-dyed overalls. (4) Tomorrow marks the beginning of Unmarried and Single Americans Week, marked by the Census Bureau with an annual report.It always takes place during the third full week of September, so September 21-27 in 2014. ]I was stuck in a waiting room recently and a man struck up a conversation with me. Woman: I want to be in a serious relationship that can lead to marriage. Can I love you for your money and your vanilla-scented body lotion?
Before I touch that paw, have you been to any Ebola hot spots lately? Men such as you have set the bar so low that all I need to do is have a job and be taller than most women in heels. Carol: It isn't I don't have time to do my personal stuff on my own time. Boss: I pay you to do work stuff, not personal stuff. You're thinking I am a man who values substance over style and it turns you on. Woman: No, I'm thinking I'll date anything that has a job. Did it reduce the number of decisions you need to make every day? I can add one more efficiency, but I'd need to replumb the shower drain. Woman: I want a guy who loves me for me, and not for the way I look... Dilbert: That doesn't leave me much to work with. It's like doing laundry and taking a shower at the same time!