Okay, so now I'm at the end of the day and I'm no longer cool.
Please note that less than half of the ladies profiles are included in this gallery.From one word 'alrite's to laughable imitations of full sentences.Spelling mistakes I can live with, but if you approach me with text speak the only way you're getting a reply is if you're a rushed for time pilot or Joe Manganiello (Look him up. Probably my favourite, not because I'm going to respond with anything other than a solid 'no way Grandpa' but because getting drunk with my friends and talking about these messages always results in me laughing so hard I get cramps. Save it for a few emails down the line, when everything has a bit more context.I don't know why these have worked, probably the right combination of tenacity, intelligence, nonchalance, and my mood at that particular moment. But caution: These strategies tend to be high risk, high reward. Obviously different messages will appeal to different people – I like a well phrased, intelligent message, because that's what I'm attracted to, whereas I know Kylie is much less fussed with SPG.There isn't such thing as the perfect opener BUT, there are definitely a few things you can do to make sure you don't fall at the first hurdle.