_______________________________________________ A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. However, the cockroach wasn't able to walk with only one leg. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Johnny to put the icing on. Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the cockroach and once more they told the cockroach to walk. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Little Johnny, helping them bake some cupcakes. After a while my tongue got tired, and I got the dog to help.” ________________________________________________ Never ask a grandma if she know you. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. In a very quiet and low voice he said, “If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.” ________________________________________________ The Old Man Humor I saw an old man sitting on a park bench. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died.I have been with my boyfriend for over a year and I do not understand why he won’t stop flirting with other girls.I give him everything that he needs sexually, emotionally, physically and mentally, but still he flirts with other girls and has sexy conversations with them. You’re making a whole lot of assumptions in your question…One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.He then phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be more generous than that - last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates ?" "I go in at well past 9 oclock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar.
But let’s take a completely different side of this…But let’s say that you were satisfying his every need.Why would he be having these sexy, flirtatious conversations with these other women?I mean, all of his sexual needs are completely met by you, right? And all of his emotional needs are met by you, so it can’t be that he enjoys the ego boost of feeling desired by a woman…My point in all this is that if you believe that you’re meeting all his needs, you will be blind to areas where the relationship needs to grow.