I would compare the wrath of an Italian to something out of a horror movie, or a tornado that keeps gaining momentum but never stops ... On the flip-side, it's this same hot-bloodedness that makes us such passionate creatures. While we can appreciate all types of cuisine, there's just nothing like a nice bowl of pasta to hit the spot. The most important part of these long meals is that Italians surround themselves with family; food itself is a bonding experience (and also a delicious one). Be sure to keep my family's name out of your mouth and we won't have any problems, got it? There is just something SO sexy about our brown eyes, dark hair, and curvy figures. Why do you think we're always so happy when we are around alcohol and yummy dishes?
We have huge hearts but we also aren't afraid to fight. Whether it's Nona's homemade pasta or mom's meatball soup, we can't get enough of it. So, even if you don't woo your lady with a 7-course meal, the fastest way to her heart is through her stomach.3. A full stomach means a good time and that is no joke. My advice is to know what you're getting into before you date us.
It happens to me about once a month when the group of Italian ladies who live in LA meet for an evening of merriment, food – a lot of it – and alcohol. Not one to join groups easily, actually I do have an aversion to any gathering of more than six people, what started as a lark to practice my mother’s tongue on a regular basis, has now become an event I sort of look forward to.
The gamut of participants runs from women in their 70’s to hipper 30 year olds, with pretty much everything in between: it’s somewhat of an insular crowd, with ties to the Consulate and strong roots “back home”.
However, I’ve yet to see them treat any of their “conquests” poorly. ” So, if you’re in Italy just to sample the men (there’s nothing wrong with that, women’s lib and all that!
There is usually drinks, a bite to eat, sweet-talk, holding hands, stroking their hair, coffee in the morning, lounging in bed. The downside to this is that American ladies might see the sweet gestures and think, “He’s super into me! He’s still doing the “wam bam thank you ma’am” but in a slow, dramatic, Italian way. ) at least you know that it will be a full experience, like having a male hooker for free, I guess. All guys are different in every culture so I’m sure there are some Italian guys that suck in bed.
Italian women might drink alcohol but do not get drunk. Somehow, there were no fat people in the room which brings me to number 3. It’s not served at parties because it would clash with the food anyway.
She’s also going to passionately defend you should anyone have something negative to say about you.
Related: 10 Dating Tips I REALLY Wish I'd Followed While I Was Single So if an Italian woman catches your attention and you want to date her, arm yourself with these 5 small pieces of advice. We are passionate, sometimes too much for our own good. We walk with an air about us that's both spicy and mysterious. Parties aren’t just for family; your family invites their friends and those friends invite their friends.
Italians are always good-natured, hospitable, and give the shirt off their backs to help a friend or family member. but that doesn't even begin to cover the dozens of second (and third) cousins I have, not to mention the limitless amount of uncles and aunts. Anyone is welcome as long as you come hungry and stay hungry.
Many of them seem to commute on a regular basis and at first it was hard for me to relate to most of them, what with my nomadic instincts, my cultural full immersion and the rejection of everything Italian I wasn’t too fond of – yes, there are facets to the bel paese anyone would be willing and happy to reject.
Someone asked me at our latest gathering if I knew of a good Catholic Church on the Westside and I had to swallow hard not spatter my margarita over her dress – after 15 years in LA I am not aware of a single Catholic Church, west or east side, and I just demurred, skipping over my churchgoing days ending over three decades ago.