On Wednesday, Eminem dropped a new seven-minute song called “Campaign Speech” seemingly out of the blue, and like a lot of Eminem songs, it featured him name-dropping a handful of celebrities. But I’m going to guess that he didn’t know the two of you were dating when he recorded it. Many people speak their admiration in different ways of articulation. Rose: So for him, that’s just his version of a love letter giving her a shout-out and name-checking her in a really popular record that’s a terrific freestyle. What needs to happen is, as a fellow Detroiter, that means I’m doing a poor job and I need to get her to more Eminem shows so we can go represent. Donald Trump, Robin Thicke, and Colin Kaepernick all made the cut. Jacoby: You have to admit: When you heard it, you felt a certain way. As somebody that’s fortunate enough to be name-checked on the record, it’s about who’s shouting you out. Fortunately, it didn't take Twitter long to figure out the lyric doesn't actually exist anywhere on the album.If people are looking for some juicy gossip, why not refer to the lyrics JAY raps about “Becky with the good hair,” or an alleged threesome he had while married to Beyoncé, or that fight in the elevator with Solange?My patience is wearing thin/ Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face ’til I smear it in/ Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen/ And never appear again/ If you actually had fucking careers to end/ But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer ‘em in that direction and forget my ideas for them/ Molly, I’m gone off you/ Man, light some kush/ You’re my first take, I’ll nail you/ Can’t lie, I gush/ If I won you over, you would be the grand prize/ I’m entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push/ You can get it in the can like some Anheuser-Busch/ Jeans too small, least three pant sizes tush/ Mushed against your damn side, your puss/ And thighs are squished… He mentions Molly Qerim, and I have people hitting me up thinking that it’s some sort of diss towards me. And so, I actually heard the record not knowing that she was going to be name-checked in it. So when he released it, I clicked on it as fast as anybody.
Here’s the interaction that Rose and his co-host David Jacoby had about the song: Rose: ["Campaign Speech" is] really long, but I made it through the end.
First thing, I could never love you You sound like richy bitch yo, fuck you But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all Then find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw (What?
) Anyone who looked at you would have to pay I'd be blowin' fuckin nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your waist Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked And hit it like a cave man Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin' As you spit it all out I rub your back and grab Your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and see Which one is gonna win the rights to your neden Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me At the same time, tell me, how would you each Get my attention and what would your pick up line be Whoever's the smoothest wins Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and tell you That I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want He's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was Standing on a bucket tryin' to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?
Wait a minute, JAY, are you throwing shade at Kim Kardashian?
In the social media explosion that followed the album drop, one lyric began making rounds, causing people to lose their damn minds.