Okay, look, the pretty lady gets naked, of course, and I help her into the prototype, yes? All right, look, I'm just going to walk you through it, so pay attention. Dee has fallen in love with a local rapper, but is he really mentally retarded like the rest of the gang claims?Meanwhile, the rest of the gang realizes that if Dee's mentally deficient boyfriend can be a successful musician they could pull together and form a pretty decent band of their own.with an unenviable challenge: to pick his 12 favorite episodes of the raucous comedy.He admitted that playing favorites “actually sucked,” noting that, “It's kind of like being asked to pick your favorite child. I thought well alright lets go with the dick thing, its more masculine anyway. And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. Your friends and their doo-wop group, they showed up at my house and tried to attack me. Charlie: [singing] They took you, Night Man, and you don't belong to them. [huffs spray paint]Dennis (ticking off the items): Well, let's see: there's the driving, the drooling in the yearbook, the "overcoming the odds," the living with the mom? Charlie: Well why didn’t you cut it like a...cause it totally looks like a dick. And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then we chit-chat at her place, it's no big deal, but eventually she says, "Do you want to make love, Charlie? First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an onion. Dennis: When she jumps up on the stage we'll blast her with the water, the crowd will go crazy, the other girls are gonna wanna join in, and we will save the bar and then she'll break up with Charlie ruining any hopes for happiness that that son of a bitch ever had. Here's the thing--I had a really strange night last night. (He walks out.)Charlie: Okay, okay, quick conference, guys. He's going to his car and he's going to slide it sideways, ya know what I mean? Charlie: Look, Mac, I'm tired, I want to go home, I just want to wash my hands of this whole stinkin' mess, so I'm gonna ask you just one time: did you, or did you not, snap into a distinct and alternate personality, and go on a serial killing rampage?
The Gang thinking that they're all super talented, or that what they want to accomplish requires no talent, is one of the basic blueprints of a Sunny episode. Her body like a skeleton in science class..." What kind of game involves wine, beer, trivia, darts, grapes, a first aid kit and a dog kennel? What game, despite winning 18 times in a row, had Dee crying for two months straight? A freakin' hilarious installment(s) that showcase Mac and Charlie at their absolute dimmest - no thanks to a botched car wreck scrambling their brains. I want you to know that I hereby leave all of your money to Bruce Mathis, the real father of my children."Dennis: Margaret, you like sweat, don't you. [reading] "Frank, if your fat monkey heart is still beating, then congratulations. This Season 7 vacation episode was filled with brilliance. There've been many instances over the course of Always Sunny's run which illustrate what a callous, perverted misogynist Dennis is, but nothing explored the devious lengths he'd go to just to have an extremely short, unsatisfying relationship with a woman like this messed-up Season 5 chapter.